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About the Author Judy Gorman Browning is a food writer, who is presently living and traveling with her husband Frederic in Europe. She is the author of three cookbooks, including "The Culinary Craft," which won the 1985 R. T. French Tastemaker Award for best cookbook. She formerly wrote a syndicated newspaper column called the "Recipe Clinic" and food articles for several magazines. Everything Rhymes With Pizzeria
It’s 2:45 in the afternoon, fifteen minutes earlier than we had planned to leave, but we’re all packed and we’ve finished the bottle of wine in the fridge by toasting our trip so it’s time to go. The plan is to arrive in Frankfurt about 5 o’clock, have a few drinks and an early dinner, then go to bed early in order to get up for our plane, which departs at 7:05 in the morning. The incentive for spending the night is not only the convenience of being so close to the airport, but the cost of parking our car in the hotel lot is included in the price of the room, which is only 110 Euros. Clearly a bargain. We arrive at the Mercure Hotel in Kelsterbach pretty much as planned, except the air conditioning in the car isn’t working. Following what has become standard operating procedure for us, we zip along the route to Kelsterbach in good time, but then spend what seems like forever driving around for the last tenth of a mile, trying to find the hotel. This time is no different and the heat makes things worse, so we’re hot and tired by the time we pull into the parking lot. The Mercure is a typical airport hotel with what looks like excellent conference services and consequently they have a bar and a restaurant. The interior décor is minimalist, severe even, with its boxy rooms, white paint and lots of stainless steel. We request a wake up call and a taxi for the next morning, settle our suitcases in the room, and go off in search of something cold to drink. The bar is hung with small German flags and paper streamers
of black, red and yellow in observance of the country’s participation in the final
playoffs of the World Cup. But by this
time, The restaurant is, oddly enough, called the “New York Restaurant.” I fail to see any connection; however, the food is quite good. Freddy orders a smoked salmon pate and something called pork “neck” with sauerkraut. The pate is adequate, but the pork is exceptional despite the fact that it is a pair of chops when he expected something more closely resembling a “neck.” I have the Cream of Chervil Soup, which is interesting in the way that Cream of Parsley might be, and I’ve requested the Roast Turkey with Mango Relish. This is an example of a sound culinary concept poorly executed. Strips of turkey breast fillet, which appear to have been sautéed, not roasted, are arranged over chunks of ripe, juicy mango. The flavors should be compatible, but there’s no cohesive element … no component to bind the tastes together. They’re just two separate flavors existing side by side. We’re in bed by We’re both awake before the phone rings. We’re excited to see The first leg of our flight is to
We board the plane and take our seats, but when the time
comes to take off we are told that we must wait for passengers making a
connection. Once we land in
We arrive in
Finally, the one bag that I had spotted on the cart is in front of us. It’s Freddy’s. Mine is no where in sight. Across the way, there is another room designated for “international flights” where people are also picking up luggage. We don’t think this applies to us, but Freddy takes a look around in there anyway. He doesn’t find anything so we head for the lost baggage counter. The Italian man in charge sends Freddy back into the international room, types some combination of letters and numbers into the computer that separates him from me and says, “No problem. Your bag is in there,” indicating the room into which Freddy has just disappeared. None of the bags lined up along the side of the room belongs
to us. It’s back to the man in
charge. This time, he once again
consults his computer, and tells us, “It’s coming in on the next flight.” When he promises to have it delivered to our
hotel, I muster up my “look here, I’m not to be fooled with” demeanor and ask
what time the next flight is scheduled to arrive. He says Fortunately, we have our tour guide, Stephen Davies, waiting
for us on the other side of the “arrivals” door. Since he is a British expatriate, Stephen
speaks excellent English, and because he has lived in Meanwhile,
it’s off to downtown Stephen goes over the menu with us, translating where
necessary. We’re served a delicious
portion of the house pasta, penne with shrimp sauce, which is a local specialty
and a delightful way to Since
it is late in the afternoon and we have missed the renowned
The drive to our hotel in
There is much to remind me of
We arrive at the Villa Ducale to be greeted by more of the
same.
We are greeted by a gracious young man of Indian
origin. He speaks perfect English and
invites us to sit out on the terrace where he serves us a welcoming glass of
champagne. The terrace
We are given room number two, which is across the street
from the main building in a separate villa.
We have a suite consisting of a large bedroom, a terrace, a living room
and spacious modern bath. There is a
welcoming basket of fruit, a vase of flowers and a complimentary bottle of the
local red wine sitting on the coffee table in front of the couch. The sitting room also contains a lady’s
writing desk, small tables at both ends of the couch and a bureau which holds
the TV and mini-fridge. It’s so
comfortable I could live here. The
bed is overhung with a lace canopy, which gives the room a very Sicilian
ambience. Linens are changed every day
and occasionally they are trimmed with old-fashioned lace. We settle in and sip our bottle of wine on
the terrace while deciding where to have dinner. There is a complimentary meal included with
our travel package so we inquire about it.
We’re told that the owner of this hotel also owns the Villa Fabbio and
it is here that the free meal is served so we make a reservation.
The
meal is quite good, but of course, it’s the setting that is perfect.
The humorous moment of the evening occurs when I try to
order an after-dinner cappuccino, knowing full well that Italians never drink
cappuccino past Friday finds us up early and ready to head out with Stephen.
The problem is that I’m wearing the exact same clothes as yesterday and my
luggage has still not been found. I
can’t be a good sport much longer. I
want my “ Despite my wrinkled slacks, we climb into Stephen’s van with
its large, comfortable seats and functioning air conditioner and head up the
coast to On the way to
We proceed on to
The town of
Since
our main objective of the afternoon is to stop by the airport, we head back
South, towards Freddy
orders a primo (or first course) of fried calamari, the first in a series of
several on his quest for the “best” while we’re here. I skip the primo because I want this meal to
feel like a picnic in someone’s back yard.
I order the antipasto plate, which is abundant with thinly sliced ham,
salami, black olives, hearty cheese, sliced tomatoes and assorted marinated
grilled vegetables.
On to the airport.
After several impediments, including the guard who doesn’t want to let
us through the “arrivals” gate, and the desk clerk who checks her computer and
says, “Your luggage is still in Milan,” and after enlisting Stephen who lets
forth a stream of fairly loud and agitated Italian, we find my bag lined up
with the other lost baggage along the side of the “international room.” Clean clothes in my possession, I’m ready for the next
adventure so we drive up to It’s late when we return to our hotel and we’re still full
from lunch, but this is Sicily and I’m dying for an authentic pizza, so we hop
in the van and cruise along the twisting and turning, single-lane road to
town. Driving along we can look down at
the red tiled roofs of the mountain side homes below us. Cars go by us with a short “toot-toot,” which
I’ve been told means, not “thank you” for pulling over, but “get out of my way …
I’m coming through.” We’ve also been
told that Stop signs are a “suggestion,” and indeed it turns out that way. No one seems to come to a full stop unless
forced to by the presence of another, larger, car in its way. We
alight from the van and begin to stroll through the town of Our waitress is delightful.
Angela obviously enjoys her job as she flits from table to table
cajoling people into trying this or that dish.
She doesn’t have to try too hard with us. Freddy orders a whole grilled fish and this
time pleads with her to leave the bones, skin and head on. She is hurt.
She really wants to show off her boning skills and initially takes this
as an affront, but when she realizes that he’s serious … that he’s a Hawaiian
and used to eating fish heads … she is mollified. We’re sitting at a table that overlooks the
lights of the shoreline and the houses below; we’re very content. Stephen
has cautioned us that the next day will be “full,” so we should get an early
start. We negotiate upwards for Delighted to have clean clothes to choose from, I have worn
my “ But there’s more. On
our way to the Roman Amphitheater, we gratefully rest under some trees and have
an orange granita, possibly the most refreshing preparation I’ve ever eaten, or
sipped, anywhere in the world. Next,
we venture forth to see the Roman Amphitheater, distinct for the fact that the
Roman design places seats on both sides of the arena, creating a sort of
theater in the round. Next, it’s off to
the Catacomba Di San Giovanni, where legend says The gift shop is called “Paraphernalia” and offers, of all
things, models of Ristorante Veliero turns out to be one of those wonderful
places where all kinds of fish, shrimp, lobster and mussels are displayed abundantly
in a huge bin of crushed ice. Everything
looks delicious. Freddy selects a whole
fish for himself and a lobster to be prepared for me for the main course. Meanwhile, he has an antipasto and a pasta
…batter fried calamari then ravioli stuffed with shrimp. He’s in heaven.
This meal is a treasure.
Part way through, an accordion player comes in and serenades us. It feels like we’re in a movie. The white wine is cool and crisp and provides
the perfect foil for the rich, unctuous lobster.
I’m
craving a gelato for dessert, but first we walk over to the harborside and sit
for a while under the trees. We’re
waiting for Stephen to catch up with us.
He has eaten lunch at home today. We find a small gelato shop up the street and I choose
stracciatella … elegant chocolate chip.
Savoring our gelato cones, we walk across the street to see Diana’s
pool, which is a large salt water pool that you look into by leaning over a
stone wall because it is below street level.
It has a mythic connection to the goddess of the hunt. On our return trip,
Stephen asks if we’re up to exploring Castelmola, the ancient mountain village
that sits even higher than the Villa Ducale, where we are staying. In fact, when we sit on our balcony we can
see (and hear) cars straining to get up the steep incline approaching the town.
The view from the wall at the edge of the town square is even more spectacular
than from our hotel and it turns out to be a thriving little town for being so
difficult to reach. We are in search of
something cold to drink and on Stephen’s suggestion that I “observe everything
in the place,” we enter Turrisi, a dark, wood paneled, very old bar. I soon discover what sets it apart is not its
age … the place is filled with fertility symbols, stone statues with outsized male genitalia and a
collection of every conceivable type of penis replica imaginable, including the
base of a lamp and a wooden carving that runs the length of a table.
We’re exhausted when we get back to our hotel and don’t
particularly feel like going out for dinner.
Also, it is the soccer playoffs between The next morning, we meet Stephen for breakfast on the
terrace of our hotel.
Soon we’re off on our day’s adventure. It’s Sunday and time to do some
shopping. Stephen takes us to Caltagirone,
a mountain village situated inland. It
takes us about two hours to get there. This
part of the island is a palette of brown.
I have never seen so many shades of brown in one place before … from the
café au lait shades of dried
weeds along the highway to the black-brown of the rich, but arid soil. Here, too, cactus and papyrus populate the
landscape.
Caltagirone is also famous for Sicilian ceramic art. The clay found in this region of the world is
unique because it contains a combination of silicates found only in
While I was in the store shopping for ceramics, and Freddy
and Stephen sat outside sipping espresso, the commotion began to grow as more
and more of these diminutive autos formed themselves into a stationary parade,
lining the streets around and around the square.
There is excitement in the air as local men and boys swarm
over and around the little cars, examining them for whatever makes each
special. Voices are loud and gestures
are abundant. It is a glorious day to be
in Caltagirone. It is Yet, as so often happens on a journey when you’re open to possibilities,
we actually drive past a restaurant situated by the side of the road that I had
seen and thought interesting on our first day but couldn’t find again.
Stephen suggests a drink in Castelmola to toast a successful
tour. He has been a most congenial
companion and an outstanding guide. He
has shown us places we would not have had access to without him and he has gone
to great lengths to make us comfortable and keep us relaxed. We are sad to have reached the end of our
time together.
We arrive back at our hotel in time to shower and change and
take a cab downtown. We want to join the
locals to see The
game goes into its final stages. It has
been tense. Then there’s a
hold-your-breath moment and the crowd explodes.
Apparently, the Italian idea of celebrating has little or
nothing to do with food, at least in this instance, because no one else comes
in and the staff has been told that the restaurant will close early so everyone
can go out and be with their friends.
When we exit the restaurant, it becomes clear exactly what the Italian
notion of celebrating involves. This part of town we’re in is usually closed to
traffic. There is a single prescribed
route into the town square that taxis may use to drop off and pick up fares,
but other than that the streets form a pedestrian mall. However, tonight cars (that embodiment of
Italian pride) are allowed to enter the town and parade through its tiny
streets. The noise is beyond deafening.
I brace myself against the cacophony of horns, whistles, shouts and more
horns, and scuttle along the edge of the crowd hugging the store fronts to
avoid being trampled or poked in the eye with a flag. I’m concerned that we won’t be able to find a taxi because
no one will be working. Nevertheless,
when we finally make our way through the obstacle course to “taxi square,” we find
one lone taxi driver waiting for a fare amid the noise and confusion. He must be a family man who needs the
money. Gratefully, we hop in. Nudging and jostling his car with patience
and skill we get through the boisterous street and we’re out of town. Sunday had been our last day with Stephen; it’s now Monday
and we’re on our own so we sleep late.
We need the rest. About At the top of the street there is an elegant looking hotel
that beckons us in. We walk through and
share observations on what it would be like to stay here. It is very inviting, has a beautiful view and
is situated right in the center of town.
Perhaps another time, we might try it. From there, we approach the ticket booth for the Greek
theater and attempt to get the best price on the entrance fee. There’s a sign that says something about
being over 65 so Freddy asks for one of those for himself. The clerk looks at him like she doesn’t
believe him and shakes her head “no.” He
pulls out his military ID with his birth date on it, but she doesn’t accept
that. Instead she gives him the price
for “inside the European community,” an amiable enough compromise.
We stroll along looking for a place to have lunch. Freddy has it in mind to find a certain
restaurant he thinks he saw Anthony Bourdain review on TV. Spying a possible candidate, we walk into La
Griglia. W order cannelloni for both of
us, grilled mixed fish for Freddy and sole for me. Here the view is different; we are looking
out over the red rooftops of the buildings behind. It’s charming and it gives me the feeling of
what it must be like to live in a town like this. After lunch, we walk through the main portion of town. We glance in the store windows but not with
any particular interest in buying anything.
We didn’t have coffee with lunch so we head for an outdoor café that
overlooks the water. Freddy has a double
espresso. I summon up the courage to
order a cappuccino and receive it without a scowl or reprimand. This is a pleasant place to sit and people
watch and we have nothing more pressing to do so we stay. We sit out on our balcony and sip wine that we’ve purchased
a few days prior. We’re watching the
news on TV … it’s full of the head-butting episode from the soccer game the
night before. The sky begins to look like
dusk and we don’t feel like going back into town for dinner so we walk across
the street to the hotel terrace and order our favorites … lasagna, cannelloni
and the antipasto plate. We’re all
alone.
After a while, a couple and their three teenage children join
us. They’re a cordial group and the oldest
son is listening raptly to Freddy’s life stories. He has just finished school and is in the
process of deciding what he wants to do.
Clearly, he wants to experience adventure so he keeps asking Freddy more
and more questions. Eventually, we all
finish eating. The younger kids grow
weary of the conversation and drift off to other things. It’s time to bring our last evening in
It’s Tuesday and our flight doesn’t leave until late in the
afternoon. We’re under the impression
that we won’t need to check out until our taxi arrives at Freddy orders Beef Carpaccio and Fritto Misto. He decides he prefers the mixed fried fish
over the mixed grilled fish he had the day before. The Carpaccio is a slightly different cut of
meat than we’re used to and it seems to have been aged. It is served with an excellent olive oil,
shaved Parmesan cheese and capers, just the way he likes it. My first course is a plate of grilled
vegetables with grilled scamorza, a young cheese whose consistency can stand up
to the heat. It is a delicious
combination. The vegetables include
grilled radiccio, fennel, eggplant, zucchini and tomato. The bread is full bodied and makes a
marvelous accompaniment. For my second
course I have Costoletta alla Milanese, breaded veal cutlet in the style of
Walking back to taxi square, I spot a pastry shop selling
cannoli, those crisp fried pastry tubes filled with ricotta cheese, and I
haven’t yet eaten one in Sicily.
Since our bags are packed and ready to go, we sit for a few
last moments on the hotel terrace letting the beauty of the countryside wash
over us. Eventually our taxi arrives,
and we’re off on the hour’s drive that will take us to the When we lift off and fly over the Sicilian landscape, and
once again I see the tidy rows of citrus trees, my thoughts turn to lasting
impressions. The bread was extraordinary;
the oranges have an incomparable flavor; the flowers are more beautiful than I
expected and the mountains are steeper in real life than in photographs. The air is soft and the evening skies are
like velvet. I
shall remember the people as warm and friendly and the landscape as
breathtaking. Here are some of the most beautiful
vistas I have even seen in life. I love
the musical sound of the language. It’s
fun to say “Ciao” in the place where it belongs and to find that trattoria
rhymes with pizzeria … and so does pasticceria, panetteria, gelateria, and
salumeria.
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